Evan Slack

Yo Evan is just straight up like the new Ooch now. The new face of Yomega or something and it confuses us heavily. Golly does he have nice hair though!

Evan is better at dressing himself than he is at yoyoing, but he’s also pretty okay at yoyoing. Go look for the guy in the ridiculous outfit at Tufts sometime and maybe he can show you some tricks.

…or he might just heely away from you.